I couldn’t tell you which home belongs to which cast member. Photo: Courtesy of the real estate agents One comforting thing about the first seven seasons of Vanderpump Rules was that no matter how popular the show was — how many Temi Tea sponsorships the cast members received, or which of them were feuding — they by and large lived in shitty apartments. The worst was probably Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix’s .
But times have changed. The cast has, for better or worse, more or less, grown up and moved into houses. Scheana was the first to move out of WeHo and to Marina del Rey last season. Kristen moved into a surprisingly cute little cottage home. But Ariana and T-Sandy, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright, and Katie and Schwartz have moved into three Cape Cod/farmhouse/craftsman–style houses that look almost identical next to one another in the Valley.
They’re each a step up from their previous apartments and definitely nicer than most houses. But as Stassi quipped during last night’s premiere, “Everything is identical. I can’t remember whose house is whose.