Well, the current culture really makes quarantining easy...
Finally
To halt this virus’s progression Acquire a nice case of depression And to do this just watch the news And be a hero - take to booze.
Legalize marijuana
Totally not required. Honest self-awareness automatically grants depression without chemical intervention. Constant griping by all of those blessed with this condition is what's required.
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Joke's on them. I don't need any help easing into it.