Virtuoso Consumer Flawlessly Exchanges Currency For Goods

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KANNAPOLIS, NC—With the air of a trained professional who executes complicated maneuvers with ease, a virtuoso consumer flawlessly exchanged currency for goods, sources confirmed Tuesday. “My god, look at this prodigy slide his debit card through the reader and seamlessly turn simple products like a pack of sponges and a Snickers bar into his own property in mere seconds,” said an awestruck onlooker, marveling at how the man made quick, determined strokes on the keypad before accepting the bagged items. “He’s giving them money, they’re giving him physical goods—it’s astounding. He’s a natural. And what’s more, he looks young, so this consumer savant clearly has decades ahead of him to perfect his craft even more. Being a consumer was truly the role he was born to play.” At press time, bystanders at a barbershop were stunned after watching the virtuoso consumer exchange currency for services.

 

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Geez. Is she making a sandwich or performing an appendectomy? So hard to tell these days .......

shit man, thats hard for me

Me

What's his secret?

Venmo this!

Look at this disgusting example of capitalism

He makes it look so easy

Mom didn't raise a fool!

10 000 years of practice, wow

Reminds me of the insanity of working in a small town thrift store in which while things are being rung up, the person is deciding whether or not they still want this or that. Then waiting until they're told how much it costs before bothering to get out their wallet to pay for it

Virtuoso Consumer Understands How To Acquire Many Peanuts

An article I assume is being written about me after a trip to the grocery store where I maintain eye contact with the cashier.

Face to face? Ew.

“Bring Back Barter!” -Guy With Bunker Full of Planter’s Cheese Balls

A real virtuoso would also exchange money for services

this is a loaded picture if I ever saw one

But... that's capitalism.

Increasingly rare occurrence.

impossible

Me the first time I went shopping all by myself:

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