BAFFLING new Northern lockdown rules mean couples who do not live together can have sex in a hotel, campsite or B&B but not in their homes, gardens, sheds or houseboats.
“I’m not allowed to have my girlfriend stay over but I can book in with her in a hotel where I’ll bump into dozens of strangers.“I can go to the pub but I can’t go to a friend’s house.A man passes an illustration of a virus outside a regional science centre in Oldham, where new restrictions have been imposed“Technically I can still jet off on holiday but I’ll be fined £100 if I set foot in my mum’s garden.
But last night several councils in Lancashire and Greater Manchester wrote to amateur clubs banning “all football activity” on council-owned land. It is understood to include kickabouts in the park.They state people must not meet:ANYWHERE in public in groups of more than 30;The regulations say: “No person may participate in a gathering in the protected area which consists of two or more persons and takes place in a private dwelling, including a houseboat.
And if you pay for a hotel or B&B to do it in, that’s fine too. Otherwise, you may face a very unromantic fine or even a criminal charge.
Fucking bull shit !!!!
The amount of absurdity in this statement makes me so THANKFUL that we left England and became the USA! Our forefathers must have seen this nonsense even back then! Hallelujah for America!
Typical idiotic government overreach.
Totally bizarre it’s not like they have the police available to enforce most of that.
Can you blame this government really !? After all they are exceeding their abilities, even if their best would never be anywhere near good enough .
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry with this absurdity 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sex in a hotel lol get a room they seem to be all filled with migrants from war torn France
When will the sheep wake up to the bullshit.
More bloody lunacy!
This Circus needs to stop its getting bloody stupid by the day!
What are the numbers? ppl tested ppl tested + ppl tested + WITH symptoms ppl needing care fatalities with NO preconditions How is *R* calculated? What are we reacting to? Do governments depend on OUR gullibility?
Boris is a 🤡
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