WASHINGTON—In an address to the nation detailing the bold new vision for meeting the country’s transportation and structural needs, President Joe Biden unveiled a $2 trillion initiative Wednesday to mail every U.S. citizen an envelope of wet cement. “For too long, we’ve let our infrastructure fall into disrepair—the only solution that makes sense is to give Americans the loose,
wet cement needed to choose their own path to build back better,” said Biden adding that starting this morning, paper sleeves filled with a handful of wet concrete would be arriving at the homes of 330 million Americans, who he urged to immediately start rebuilding the country’s crumbling ports, public transit, or affordable housing wherever they felt fit.
hore up your local street or a bridge. Fill in that pothole on the nearby interstate. Or give the wet cement to a neighbor in need. Folks, we have faith in you to make these decisions yourselves, because you know what’s best. Simple as that.” Biden concluded by urgingShare This Story
Whatta Man, Whatta Man, Whatta A Good President.
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If you have warriors, now is the time
Aw jeez that's neato! Whatchoo guys gonna build with your envelope of wet cement?
Fake news! Only AFL-CIO members will be mailed wet cement. And only nonmembers age 21 and older will be involuntarily inducted into the AFL-CIO. Remember to pay your dues!
A brief building of Reforming Infrastructure
That's more cement than Trump ever gave us!
It's time to rebuild.
after some thought, decided to unfollow. lots of “words because i’m paid to write” when what i want is laughs. if you do a really funny one, i will see it w/o following. sorry but...bye.
um...how is this funny tho? what, exactly, is the joke? or what is being parodied?
Biden soon discovered his 'Build Your Own Highway' idea was a flop
Can I have a million dollers biden ?
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I thought this was going to end with Biden Unveils $2 Trillion Infrastructure Plan To undo Dejoy’s damage. And it wouldn’t have to be parody.
Build Back Wetter.
Try again.
Amazing. Keep up the good work. You're my favorite news, satirical content or no.
After Former Guy's government figuratively mailing America envelopes of wet poop.
This sure to top Obama's previous $300 billion bill of empty platitudes.
The challenge goes into making sure it arrives still sopping wet
To be fair he thought they were Christmas cards ...
It will glue the nation together. We are one! We are one!!!😍😍
Send us the hammer and sickle and we can do the rest
It’s not much, but it’ll have to do.
Mail? We'll never get it, then what do we do, make our own?!
'I'm building a dam with mine!' WhatWillYouBuild
I can believe you idiot liberals voted for this guy
Will he sign all of them. That’s so much fun....wet concrete and all.
punk.
Brick and mortar are coming, folks! I'll say it again, folks!
Sounds about right. CNN: Biden creates jobs!
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Republicans like Matt Gaetz love undercounting Covid deaths and over-counting the age of their child sex trafficking victims. ________________________ Meanwhile, I'm raising money for a young Afro Lady's who was displaced by the texaswinterstorm