Mitch McConnell Requests 50 Million Additional Gallons Of Floodwater For Kentucky Flood Victims

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WASHINGTON—In response to the massive flooding in Appalachian mountain communities that has claimed at least 37 lives and displaced hundreds from their homes, Kentucky’s senior senator, Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R), reportedly requested 50 million additional gallons of floodwater Tuesday for the state’s flood…

massive flooding in Appalachian mountain communities that has claimed at least 37 lives and displaced hundreds from their homes, Kentucky’s senior senator, Minority Leader Mitch McConnell

, reportedly requested 50 million additional gallons of floodwater Tuesday for the state’s flood victims. “Kentucky residents have been devastated by this flooding, and Congress must immediately act to authorize the emergency delivery of tens of millions of gallons of sewage-laden water to any residents still trapped there,” said McConnell, adding that the extra floodwater would help finish the job nature started.

 

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T&Ps baby.

Hey, he might as well be doing that, by refusing to even consider authorizing climate catastrophe $$ that could go to building flood prevention & funding flood remediation.

How Coal Mining and Years of Neglect Left Kentucky Towns at the Mercy of Flooding. Just keep voting for Mitch McConnell. He'll be sure to keep you down.

Ok...funny not funny but so funny!

CrispyAgitator 🤣🤣🤣✌

on brand.

This is some solid Onion, right here.

Appleofmyeye_H No pass the PACT ACT

I mean they literally are voting for that when they keep reelecting him, over and over again.

Ouch.

I'd like some clarification, is he a tortoise or a turtle?

Add some salt in it

😂

And to show his commitment to helping the poor, it will be delivered only to the poorest areas of Kentucky.

As a fan of and longtime resident of Kentucky I really, really wish this was not simultaneously 💯 believable ditchmitch , tragic, infuriating, & hilarious. Vote for and/or donate to Booker4KY who is a brilliant, compassionate, experienced politician that ❤️s KY.

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It's okay for Mitch—he has his turtle shell to protect him from the floodwaters, but what about the rest of? 🙄😆

Sending “thoughts and prayers” to Kentucky

Classic Onion.

williamlegate He is using the floodwater to waterboard them by the hundreds.

williamlegate Unfortunately, you guys should probably take a hiatus until reality is restored

He needs more water

Rand Paul wants to charge them for all the free water they already got. No handouts!

I love this and it sounds like one of those back room deals to eliminate poor, elderly and children which apparently the GOP feels exist only to collect entitlements like Medicaid and social security checks they could use to pad their bank accounts.

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