PALM BEACH, FLORIDA—Faxing the government agency a detailed invoice days after a raid at the property, a Mar-A-Lago front desk employee reportedly sent the FBI an itemized bill Friday for their 12-hour stay at the resort.
penalty fee every day it went unpaid. “As you can see, failing to vacate the room you were occupying before our standard 11 a.m. checkout time resulted in a second full-night charge of $2,000, as our records indicate you remained on the premises until 8 p.m., with several members of your party milling about the golf course and club on their breaks without purchasing a visitor’s pass—valued at $350 for the day or a yearly membership of $14,000. Plus, you’ll notice a resort fee of $50 per extra person in the room beyond two
adults, and our daily parking rate for the 20 armored vehicles you left with our valets. And we did have to double the cleaning fee, seeing as you all left quite the mess of boxes and papers behind. If you’d like to dispute any of these charges, you’ll have to take them up with your personal financial institution, which in your case would be Congress.
Onion - Your job here is done. Mission accomplished. Please turn off the lights on your way out. Thanks
LOL
DevinCow And MAL billed for FBI's tetanus boosters...
DevinCow 🧅
DevinCow We get enough disinformation from the right. Please lead with 'This is humorous satire from the Onion'.
'Burns couldn't figure out how to itemize the documents taken and stated they would show up on the bill as 'stolen towels' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DevinCow Won't be surprised should this happen.
DevinCow Dont forget the Resort Fee.
DevinCow Ha
DevinCow Remains unpaid
Mini bar!
Its the 'Resort Fee' that always gets you.
US Government should send Trump bill for: Jared Kushner's Office Space + Travel Ivanka's Office Space + Travel All Donny Boy's Impeachment Legal Fees
Docs placed in every guestroom; importance, like room location, depends on guest's status.
Valet parking for 20 armored vehicles is awfully pricey, even for Mar-a-Lardo. 😂
Plus parking
Ha!
Golf carts not included.
using the lobby is free.
How many times did they flush the toilet
A billing Equal to the amount Trump would’ve gotten If his ‘Nuclear Secrets’ sale hadn’t been interrupted.
Bill Barr called upon to once again summarize a legal document for an anxious America...
It’s okay - it was a business trip, and therefore a tax write-off.
Included items and goods damaged before arrival.
you just wait