play Gloria
If we win again we're gonna try and push the arch down again.
Right on let’s do this 🤣
lol
running out of sports teams
U must have St. Louis confused with detroit
MurkaDurkah time to break out the hammers
slangthang
DominicDs34
This is about racecars. NOT music. Now i gotta put away my torch and saxophone 😔
Word. Lmao.
MeghanSkornia 😬😬😬
rachelz971 tonycolombo971 If you thought chucktodd 's comments were mean spirited...
cjdoll contrast! LGB StanleyCupChampions2019
Df
E_JonesEurasia
The real joke is that the St Louis Metro Police were actually caught on video smashing windows during a protest a couple years ago
Lyda Krewson, please submit your resignation and leave the country.
We've got a city to burn.
ShelbyMeyer_
Matt_McClure_
Wait, is the city really encouraging all 6 of them?
Please end LA it’s trash!
This is St. Louis, not Bean town.
HPBitchcraft
Et tu Onion?
“Boston Officials Encourage Rioting Bruins Fans To Do The Same”
I am starting to doubt your articles as they lack credible sources. I hope this company isn’t becoming part of the fakenewsmedia.
This is preposterous - Lyda Krewson would never show this much backbone!
banjopaul2149 This is pathetic. Shame on whoever thinks this is amusing.
Agree. Maybe the entire state?
St. Louis officials encouraged fans celebrating the StLouisBlues Stanley Cup victory Wednesday to just burn the city down and finally end everyone’s suffering.
You better post the alternate article you had prepared, and not let it go to waste.
We don't do that, we might burn a StanKroeke effigy.
You mad, Boston Onion writers?
SarahSpain
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE ICE SPORT TEAM THAT WON THE 'BEST ICE SPORT TEAM' AWARD!
ChelseaKMerta Tough but fair...
BleacherNation
TheBrotographer
isntfunctional
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Seems legit
I hope when the stlouisblues are engaging in their drunken orgies tonight they remember there’s only one abortion clinic left in the state.
Most accurate headline yet tbh
it won’t burn
BrawleyPDX - thought you’d enjoy this
grenadine
But mostly those derelict buildings over there. Condemned.
Cc jmaz
That doesn’t sound right... lmao
HAHAHAHA... Well.. THAT didnt take long did it.. 🤣
Please. Someone give them torches. Burn baby, burn!!! I’ll get the popcorn and my Anthony Rizzo Jersey.
Oh oh......
I suspect Boston will burn first
Bruins were a disgrace today
Wow highly doubt an acting official would recommend the citizens to burn the city down. Might want to check your sources honastly. Wow.